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Overheard @ the Food Court

Female 1:   I used to be able to find you on facebook but I can't anymore. Did you deactivate your account? I can't reach you on phone anymore either.

Male: I blocked you. I know you're that Lindsey Johnson who catfished my girlfriend on facebook, a few weeks ago, asking her about me.  Jamie, I know its you. 

Female 1 : Who's Jamie- I mean Lindsey Johnson."

Female 2: Mark responded to all of your messages when you asked me about him. He knew it was you."


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