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Meanwhile on the Max

Ok,

During the onset of coronavirus, the Max, normally at standing room only capacity at all times, has three passengers in my compartment this morning. So after I sit down at the opposite end of the compartment,  a woman sits down next to me.

I was pissed.
 I said:  What the fuck are you doing sitting next to me? There's about 80 empty seats in this compartment. Will you get the fuck away from me?

She said:  Can I talk to you about Joseph Smith?

It appeared the cult follower  wasn't going to get up,   so I got up and moved about 20 feet away from her. 

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