There's a woman with a bottle and small plastic cups, offering free tequila shots to us passengers on the train. I declined. I don't know what's really in that bottle. It could be part urine for all I know.

A couple behind me:  (Male) "How are you gonna pay for all that beer and that hamburger helper and meat? You said you were broke this morning. When you gonna pay me back?"  (Female) " I went dumpster diving this afternoon and found some perfume and a wallet with 63 bucks in it." (Male) "Which dumpster?" (Female) "The one at my job. I was on my lunch break."  (Male)" Oh, I know that dumpster. You lucked out. I never find anything in there."

Girl 1- “excuse me but he dumped you for obvious reasons.  “ Girl 2- :”B***h please, I can remove 95% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex. (that's all I heard before my stop)

"Can you please turn your perfume down? I'm trying to breathe over here!" The elderly woman in front of me said to the younger woman seated next to her on the train this morning.