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Meanwhile @ Petco

Overheard a few minutes ago-there was a woman ahead of me at the cash register , unloading her cart of dog toys. Cashier: Shelly, my chocolate lab, loves these chew toys. What kind of dog do you have? Customer: I don’t have a dog. These are for me. The cashier looked at me. I looked at her. I didn’t know how to respond so I didn’t.

Her and her thyroids

Female 1-  Girl, Kesha told me you're pregnant. You're skinny, You lost that baby already? You know this is your 4th time. Female 2-   I'm 5 months pregnant. I eat all the time. Dr said I got a thyroid problem. Female 1-   Girl, stop eating thyroids and eat some real food. That baby can't live off of thyroids!" (some ramdom male) - A thyroid is a gland in the neck. Female 1& 2- Who the f**k is you?   You gonna tell me what a thyroid is? (he didn't respond) they began cussing at him for getting in their conversation.

Free Tequila Shots

There's a woman with a bottle and small plastic cups, offering free tequila shots to us passengers on the train. I declined. I don't know what's really in that bottle. It could be part urine for all I know.

Overheard at the grocery store

A couple behind me:  (Male) "How are you gonna pay for all that beer and that hamburger helper and meat? You said you were broke this morning. When you gonna pay me back?"  (Female) " I went dumpster diving this afternoon and found some perfume and a wallet with 63 bucks in it." (Male) "Which dumpster?" (Female) "The one at my job. I was on my lunch break."  (Male)" Oh, I know that dumpster. You lucked out. I never find anything in there."