"Girl, what's wrong with you? You look like you stayed up all night to study for a hepatitis test and  got a C."

Female 1 "How was your date with the doctor?" Female 2 " Ugh, Troy. He's the type of guy that would unplug your life support to charge his phone. Female 1 "Is that a bad thing?"

We can have a black President of the U.S. but we can't have a black Bachelor?

“Muthafucka keep it real. You can't find no woman ,'cause your bitches gotta have their own hair. Ain't no body trying to wear their real shit. You better go back to the 70s.They getting their hair from Indian women like or from the tails of horses. Look at my hair. Grown in Calcutta.”

This man and woman were talking about   ABC's  Thursday night tv line up and the  woman said "That Viola Davis- i think that's her name. She aint no Halle Berry  but  Kerry Washington and she is okay looking for a dark-skinned woman until she took off her wig and eyelashes and wiped that make up off." "Yeah what was that about?" I wasn't going to be silent about the comment. I said; "Correction.  Halle Berry, Viola Davis, and Kerry Washington are three gorgeous black women, period, end of sentence."

Overheard a few minutes ago-there was a woman ahead of me at the cash register , unloading her cart of dog toys. Cashier: Shelly, my chocolate lab, loves these chew toys. What kind of dog do you have? Customer: I don’t have a dog. These are for me. The cashier looked at me. I looked at her. I didn’t know how to respond so I didn’t.

Female 1-  Girl, Kesha told me you're pregnant. You're skinny, You lost that baby already? You know this is your 4th time. Female 2-   I'm 5 months pregnant. I eat all the time. Dr said I got a thyroid problem. Female 1-   Girl, stop eating thyroids and eat some real food. That baby can't live off of thyroids!" (some ramdom male) - A thyroid is a gland in the neck. Female 1& 2- Who the f**k is you?   You gonna tell me what a thyroid is? (he didn't respond) they began cussing at him for getting in their conversation.