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Overheard in line at Safeway Pharmacy


“Muthafucka keep it real. You can't find no woman ,'cause your bitches gotta have their own hair. Ain't no body trying to wear their real shit. You better go back to the 70s.They getting their hair from Indian women like or from the tails of horses. Look at my hair. Grown in Calcutta.”

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