Overheard at Boxer Ramen

Overheard @ the Food Court

Female 1: I used to be able to find you on facebook but I can't anymore. Did you deactivate your account? I can't reach you on phone anymore either. Male: I blocked you. I know you're that Lindsey Johnson who catfished my girlfriend on facebook, a few weeks ago, asking her about me. Jamie, I know its you. Female 1 : Who's Jamie- I mean Lindsey Johnson." Female 2: Mark responded to all of your messages when you asked me about him. He knew it was you."

Meanwhile on the Max

Ok, During the onset of coronavirus, the Max, normally at standing room only capacity at all times, has three passengers in my compartment this morning. So after I sit down at the opposite end of the compartment, a woman sits down next to me. I was pissed. I said: What the fuck are you doing sitting next to me? There's about 80 empty seats in this compartment. Will you get the fuck away from me? She said: Can I talk to you about Joseph Smith? It appeared the cult follower wasn't going to get up, so I got up and moved about 20 feet away from her.

Overheard in the Post Office

Female 1 "Girl, you know he aint my type." Female 2 "Bitch, your type don't fuck with you. Your type don't like you."

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