Overheard a few minutes ago-there was a woman ahead of me at the cash register , unloading her cart of dog toys.
Cashier: Shelly, my chocolate lab, loves these chew toys. What kind of dog do you have?
Customer: I don’t have a dog. These are for me.
The cashier looked at me. I looked at her. I didn’t know how to respond so I didn’t.
Ok, During the onset of coronavirus, the Max, normally at standing room only capacity at all times, has three passengers in my compartment this morning. So after I sit down at the opposite end of the compartment, a woman sits down next to me. I was pissed. I said: What the fuck are you doing sitting next to me? There's about 80 empty seats in this compartment. Will you get the fuck away from me? She said: Can I talk to you about Joseph Smith? It appeared the cult follower wasn't going to get up, so I got up and moved about 20 feet away from her.
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