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Overheard at the grocery store

A couple behind me:

 (Male) "How are you gonna pay for all that beer and that hamburger helper and meat? You said you were broke this morning. When you gonna pay me back?"
 (Female) " I went dumpster diving this afternoon and found some perfume and a wallet with 63 bucks in it."
(Male) "Which dumpster?"
(Female) "The one at my job. I was on my lunch break."
 (Male)" Oh, I know that dumpster. You lucked out. I never find anything in there."

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