Seated next to me...
Female 1 -"Yeah, he took me here for lunch last week."
Female 2-" And you said it went well. Are you gonna see him again?"
Female-1- "You said he had bank. Girl, he ain't got bank. That muthafucka pulled out a velcro wallet. A purple velcro wallet. That tells me all I need to know."
Female 2- "But you said that after the meal when he got the bill he pulled out his card and gave it to the waiter and didn't even look at the bill. And this place aint cheap."
Female 1- "He pulled out a purple velcro wallet. Uhhuh, nope, I can't. "
Female 2- "You don't find his wallet attractive, and you base it on that?"
(Silence for about a minute)
Female 2- "If I wasn't married, I'd be attached to him like velcro, okay?"
Female 1 -"Yeah, he took me here for lunch last week."
Female 2-" And you said it went well. Are you gonna see him again?"
Female-1- "You said he had bank. Girl, he ain't got bank. That muthafucka pulled out a velcro wallet. A purple velcro wallet. That tells me all I need to know."
Female 2- "But you said that after the meal when he got the bill he pulled out his card and gave it to the waiter and didn't even look at the bill. And this place aint cheap."
Female 1- "He pulled out a purple velcro wallet. Uhhuh, nope, I can't. "
Female 2- "You don't find his wallet attractive, and you base it on that?"
(Silence for about a minute)
Female 2- "If I wasn't married, I'd be attached to him like velcro, okay?"
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