Ok, During the onset of coronavirus, the Max, normally at standing room only capacity at all times, has three passengers in my compartment this morning. So after I sit down at the opposite end of the compartment,  a woman sits down next to me. I was pissed.  I said:  What the fuck are you doing sitting next to me? There's about 80 empty seats in this compartment. Will you get the fuck away from me? She said:  Can I talk to you about Joseph Smith? It appeared the cult follower  wasn't going to get up,   so I got up and moved about 20 feet away from her. 

Seated next to me... Female 1 -"Yeah, he took me here for lunch last week." Female 2-" And you said it went well. Are you gonna see him again?" Female-1-  "You said he had bank. Girl, he ain't got bank. That muthafucka pulled out a velcro wallet. A purple velcro wallet. That tells me all I need to know." Female 2- "But you said that after the meal when he got the bill he pulled out his card and gave it to the waiter and didn't even look at the bill. And this place aint cheap." Female 1-   "He pulled out a purple velcro wallet. Uhhuh, nope, I can't. " Female 2-   "You don't find his wallet attractive, and you base it on that?" (Silence for about a minute) Female 2-   "If I wasn't married, I'd be attached to him like velcro, okay?"

Male - "Oh my God, what's that smell?" Female-"Are you talking about my breath or the fact that my son just passed gas? I ate 2 boiled eggs for breakfast. Don't you ever eat boiled eggs?"

(the 2 people behind me)  Male -   "Oh, Toronto is a beautiful city. I love Canada but everything is so expensive there. I don't know how you could live there."  Female-  "It's pretty easy. I just had my third child 2 years ago, and of all my maternity care and the deliveries, the total my husband and I had to pay was gas to put in the car to drive to the clinic and hospital. That's it."

Male:    OMG that woman behind you keeps coughing. It might be that Corona Virus. Female, turns around to see the woman behind her. She says to her friend:   It's all good. She's not Asian.

   Female 1 :  I've never seen you without shades. Now I know what your eyes look like.    Female 2 :  No more black eyes for me! It's been a month. I think he's gonna ask me to marry him.

Female 1:   I used to be able to find you on facebook but I can't anymore. Did you deactivate your account? I can't reach you on phone anymore either. Male: I blocked you. I know you're that Lindsey Johnson who catfished my girlfriend on facebook, a few weeks ago, asking her about me.  Jamie, I know its you.  Female 1 : Who's Jamie- I mean Lindsey Johnson." Female 2: Mark responded to all of your messages when you asked me about him. He knew it was you."

Female 1 "Girl, you know he aint my type." Female 2 "Bitch, your type don't fuck with you. Your type don't like you."