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Meanwhile on the Max


While reading a book,   the woman seated in front of me turns around to ask, "Do you like sock puppets?"  Before I could tell her to turn her ass right back around, she shows me both her hands with socks on them, and she looks at one and says " My name is Susie, ' and she looks at the other one and says in a deeper voice "and I'm Bernard, and I'm-----"

"I don't wanna be rude, but please turn around and stop talking to me," I said.

Then with the Susie puppet, she says "someone's have a really real really awful day. Let's try to lift his spirits."

"I warned you, " I said, adding " I asked you to stop bothering me."

She then got quiet and turned back around.

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