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"don't help me!"

This older woman was staring at me so hard that she walked right into a pyramid of cantaloupes and fell face down , melons going everywhere. I ran over to help her and she said ‘don’t help me!’ So I didn’t. I walked back to my shopping cart and watched as she struggled to get up before letting other people help her. Smh

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