A couple behind me: (Male) "How are you gonna pay for all that beer and that hamburger helper and meat? You said you were broke this morning. When you gonna pay me back?" (Female) " I went dumpster diving this afternoon and found some perfume and a wallet with 63 bucks in it." (Male) "Which dumpster?" (Female) "The one at my job. I was on my lunch break." (Male)" Oh, I know that dumpster. You lucked out. I never find anything in there."