Ok, During the onset of coronavirus, the Max, normally at standing room only capacity at all times, has three passengers in my compartment this morning. So after I sit down at the opposite end of the compartment, a woman sits down next to me. I was pissed. I said: What the fuck are you doing sitting next to me? There's about 80 empty seats in this compartment. Will you get the fuck away from me? She said: Can I talk to you about Joseph Smith? It appeared the cult follower wasn't going to get up, so I got up and moved about 20 feet away from her.
Seated next to me... Female 1 -"Yeah, he took me here for lunch last week." Female 2-" And you said it went well. Are you gonna see him again?" Female-1- "You said he had bank. Girl, he ain't got bank. That muthafucka pulled out a velcro wallet. A purple velcro wallet. That tells me all I need to know." Female 2- "But you said that after the meal when he got the bill he pulled out his card and gave it to the waiter and didn't even look at the bill. And this place aint cheap." Female 1- "He pulled out a purple velcro wallet. Uhhuh, nope, I can't. " Female 2- "You don't find his wallet attractive, and you base it on that?" (Silence for about a minute) Female 2- "If I wasn't married, I'd be attached to him like velcro, okay?"